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Worzel Gummidge - is he a nonce?

Worzel Gummidge the British children's fictional character has recently been accused of being a peeping tom and wanking in a park in Cornwall.

Local mother Kathy Rotten stated "He may be a walking, talking scarecrow, but he is also a dirty old nonce. I was pushing my daughter on the swings when I could see a massive stiff cock being bashed in the bushes.

At first I thought it was a local due to the 'council haircut' but the straw coming out of his sleaves was a big give away.

I shouted out "Oi Pertwee you old creep, put that cock away!" and he just started grunting and bashing it even harder.

Worzel - popular with the kiddies.

Another local, Rudd Billings stated "Worzel is often seen in the 24 hour ASDA in the kiddies section, once or twice I've seen him with his cock out. It looks very woody like an old branch." His wife added "He's a dirty old bugger!"


The local police made the following statement - Mr Gummindge should not be approached by the public and considered armed and dangerous. If you see him please contact your local police station or Crimestoppers. A reward of £250 has been offered for information leading to his arrest.

So Worzel Gummindge, we suggest you leave Cornwall for good. We know what you and the Crowman really get upto and it aint making tea and slices of cake.

Worzel Gummindge Video

This video was shot in Cornwall, August 2008 and it shows Worzel with the sack he puts the kiddies in.

Worzel Gummindge Links

Worzel Gummindge - In 1979 a television adaptation of Worzel Gummidge was produced by Southern Television for ITV, written by Keith Waterhouse and Willis Hall, and starred former Doctor Who actor Jon Pertwee as Worzel and Una Stubbs as Aunt Sally, a life-size fairground doll and Worzel's femme fatale.The Crowman, who made Worzel and some of his other scarecrow friends, is played by Geoffrey Bayldon better known for his starring role as the title character of Catweazle.