Kebabs

Kebabs - a firm favourite with the British. Nothing tastes better when you are pissed and they only cost a fiver. To research this story we went to our local - Rank Kebabs NW1 London.

We asked the owner/manager Abdul what his favourite kebab was? He ranted "Do you think we eat this shit? Its only you British who eat them. We all know that the sauces get wanked in. I reckon 10,000 people have swallowed my cum and I have only been here 2 years."

You may well be eating dead dog or swan in your kebab. Want spunk with that?

He also stated off the record - "If you saw what shit we put in the kebabs, you would piss yourself. We sometimes use wall paper paste to hold the meat together. Strictly Halal for me guv!"

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