Gordon Brown
Gordon Brown is the Prime Minister of the United Kingdom . He is useless.
He was accepted by the University of Edinburgh to study history at the age of only 16.
Brown graduated from Edinburgh with First Class Honours MA in 1972.
He stayed on to complete his PhD (1982),
titled The Labour Party and Political Change in Scotland 1918-29.
He is planning on doing another PhD
as soon as Labour lose power - titled 'How the Labour Party Fucked the UK up in just 10 years'.
How he holds Bush's cock.
Gordon Brown suffered from Rretinal detachment after being kicked in the head during an
end-of-term rugby union match at his old school. Although we have heard rumours that it
was a revenge beating for sniffing the other players girlfriends soiled panties in the shared laundry at
University.
Gordon Brown is so clever that he is choosing to ignore the advice of the
UK's top drug policy advisors and he is gonna regrade cannabis from class C to class B.
Even though the evidence suggests the downgrading has shown a shift in the right direction.