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David Shayler - New Messiah? or Lizard God?

David Shayler is famous for stating that MI6 had been involved in a failed assassination attack on Libyan leader Gaddafi in February 1996. He has now lost some credibility due to him claiming to be the new Messiah.

Some people even believe him to be a MI6 agent spreading disinfo about 9/11 etc.Our top reporter Billy Biddles has been on his case for a few years now. We leave the rest of this article to him.

He ate his cellmate in HMP Belmarsh.

It took me a while but I first tracked Mr Shayler down to a Rave in Totnes, Devon around 2 years ago. He seemed a decent intelligent man on close inspection, but the dress was a give away....... Its a classic disguise used by the Lizard Gods when then try and blend in with the humans.

We exchanged greetings and I let him know I was on to him. I told him "You are not the new Messiah, Jesus was a blackman so why would he come back as you?" He retorted "But we have so much in common". He then took off his sock and counted his toes and boasted "See there are 5 - Jesus Christ had five toes" When I stopped laughing I told him "You are an Alien and I will expose you soon enough". I then had to leave as I thought he was gonna kick off and the ex wife said I had to be home by 11pm.

A few months later I got a tip off from the Panacea Society. When I asked what the story was they laughed and said "We have a Mr Shayler here claiming to be the new Messiah, he feels he deserves a financial grant". So I told them "Its time to test him. Go up Argos and buy a paddling pool. If he can walk across the water then he is the true son of God". He declined their offer, stating "Your Bedford water smells like piss". There is truth in that statement, but it was an obvious cop out. From what I gather he then got the coach down to Devon and went Mushroom picking on the moors.

But the story does not end there..........It turns out David Shayler is infact an Alien employed by the New World Order. We interviewed a lady called Sue Munter from Devon. She stated "He does some crazy shit when high or pissed........ once a red lazer beam suddenly appeared from out of Davids arsehole and he started levitating. We were well scared of him farting and exploding. We had to tie him to a chair until his drugs wore off."

He is obviously from a more advanced race than us humans, but Messiah he is not.

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David Shayler Links

David Shayler - Daveshayler.com is the official website for David Shayler.
David Shayler - David Shayler born 24 December 1965, is a former MI5 (British Security Service) officer and self-declared messiah who was prosecuted under the Official Secrets Act.