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Billy Biddles

Billy Biddles the author of most of this site deserves a page about his interesting life. He came from a humble lower middle class background in Welwyn Garden City and rose to the top of the London Underworld. He is also well known for his Poetry, UFO spotting and Charity work.

We got our man in Sheffield, Joe C to interview him.

Joe "So how did you end up at this stage of your life and author of this site Billy? I heard you were a face in London in the 90s.."

Billy "Well mate in the early 1990s I was invited to a BigShot boatparty and I met the WrongShop brothers, arguing like usual I might add..." He then went on.." They gave me some of them magical truffles and I was very impressed.

Billy Biddles - Poet and Ex Villian.

A few years later I went down their shop with a Shotgun and told them straight - "Billy is the Mushroom Daddy now." They put up a better fight than most, but settled on 2 grand a week for my protection. I had them two working 7 days a week and them Pound notes was flying in!"

Joe "So you were'nt a nice man then.."

Billy "Due to my learning disabilities, I have had people try and take the piss out of me right... So I've had to show them if you mess with Billy Biddles you will get hurt. Just cause I look a bit 'special', means shit. I had cracked it by 30 mate. Had a nice wife, 911, big box of quality jewellery and 3 properties... showed all them fu@@ers who laughed when I was on the 'mong bus' going to special needs school, but then I got spiritual man."

Joe "Spiritual, what do you mean by that then kiddo?"

Billy "Well them WrongShop boys started getting me to smoke that stuff called Salvia divinorum. One pipe of that shit and you can see the Aliens. The Aliens told me 'I should be spreading the Word and the Love.' I had to ask them "Are you Aliens poofs or what? Spreading the Love? What is that about?"

Joe "So what happened?"

Billy "Well the next morning words just started popping into my head. All sorts of stuff, so I started writing it down. Without realizing it, I wrote down 2 poems. (Featured Below). For the first time in my life people were laughing at my words and not my disabilites. I then understood Love and Positivity is the way forward."

Joe "How did it change your lifestyle?"

Billy "Well I hung up the shotgun and got into UFO spotting and Conspiracy stories. 10 years back, I would of burnt down the local curry house after 9/11. But now my third eye is open to the Planets vibes mate. All us Earthlings should be embracing each other. Showing Love. Getting our freedoms back from the New World Order. Divide and rule...That is why the NWO are strong."

Joe "Do you think we are heading for Armageddon?"

Billy "Yeah man, times are changing. We could have only a few years left before Al Qaeda or the New World Order nuke London. London in my opinion will probably be the first nuke target. I have just bought a caravan and I am going to live on the Wrongfarm in Spain. My new wife is a proper Irish pikey, so I am sorted. Just a shame the step kids are thieving little fu@@ers.

Joe "On a final note Billy, got any advice for the youth of today?"

Billy "Just go out and party, run up debts, cause it wont matter......an ah stick to the House Music. Peace!"

Poetry by Billy Biddles

The Billy Biddles poems are kindly reproduced from his book;
I'd like to have a Biddle or two. (Lenos publishing 1997)

The Homeless man (c)

I am a homeless man, I sometimes stink of piss.
Clean smelling pussy, is the only thing I miss.
My cardboard box is lovely, big enough for two.
I share it with my doggie, who fills it up with poo.
My sleeping bag is comfy, apart from the lice and fleas.
I caught them from Susie, I also got VD.
Please ignore the blisters and spare a little change.
I need a tin of special brew and treatment for my mange.

I Like To Take Drugs (c)

I like to take drugs.
They make me feel nice.
Like the mushrooms I grew.
On sterile brown rice.

First I ate two.
Then I ate eight.
They blew my head off!
I felt fucking great.

I spoke to the settee.
It then spoke back.
It called me a wanker.
And said it hated my flat.

With that I was annoyed.
So I set it on fire.
Now all the inmates,
think i'm a liar!